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The Noise — April 3, 2026
AI got feelings, music got Ozempic, and OpenAI bought a talk show. Plus: nuclear-proof Wi-Fi and America's vibes-based relationship with AI.
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The Noise — March 27, 2026
OpenAI killed Sora, teased a model named Spud, and raised another ten billion dollars. Arm named a CPU after a technology that doesn't exist. DoorDash is paying gig workers to train their own replacements. The weekly reality check.
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The Noise — March 20, 2026
ChatGPT was a search engine with better manners. The star robot at the biggest AI conference was controlled by a Steam Deck. And 93% of your job is apparently threatened by something that just crashed a retail website.
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The Noise — March 6, 2026
The weekly corrections. Fake benchmarks, blacklisted ethics, and a layoff rally on Wall Street.
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The Noise — February 27, 2026
This week: a research preview caused a trillion-dollar panic, the robots turned out to have people inside them, and retired AI started blogging.