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The Noise — February 27, 2026

This week: a research preview caused a trillion-dollar panic, the robots turned out to have people inside them, and retired AI started blogging.

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This week, a trillion dollars evaporated because of software that has no customers, we learned the robots have people inside them, and a retired AI got a blog. Buckle up.

The Trillion-Dollar Panic Attack

Wall Street lost a trillion dollars in SaaS market cap this month and needed someone to blame, so it picked a research preview.

Here's what happened: Anthropic launched Claude Code Security, a code auditing tool with no disclosed revenue and no shipping product. The cybersecurity stocks that cratered hardest — CrowdStrike, Datadog, and Zscaler, all down 11% — don't even compete in the same category. Analyst Shrenik Kothari at Robert W. Baird called it "really the continuation of a panic-driven, narrative-led selloff." A leaked Fortune 50 memo about maybe reducing Salesforce spending did most of the narrative heavy-lifting.

The word "SaaSpocalypse" now appears unironically in Fast Company, MarketMinute, Salesforce Ben, and Chargebee's blog. For an apocalypse, it sure has a lot of survivors. The dot-com crash took months to earn its name. This one got branded before the research preview had a pricing page.

The Robots Have People Inside Them

Jensen Huang told us 2026 is "the era of physical AI." Five weeks later, MIT Technology Review revealed what that era actually looks like: humans wearing exoskeletons, VR headsets, and motion-tracking sensors, performing thousands of repetitive movements so robots can learn to fold a towel.

Neo, a $20,000 humanoid from startup 1X shipping this year, will have human operators in Palo Alto piloting it remotely when it gets stuck. The founder said he's "not committed to any prescribed level of autonomy," which is an incredible sentence to use when selling a robot. Elon Musk admitted on Tesla's January earnings call that Optimus is "still very much in the R&D phase" with "no useful work being done."

So to recap: the era of physical AI is currently the era of physical gig work in a robot costume. The Wizard of Oz, but with venture capital.

Quick Hits

Karpathy's four-month speedrun. In October 2025, Andrej Karpathy called AI agent hype "exaggerated" and the products "far from ready for real-world use." By February 2026, he declared programming "unrecognizable" and "the era of typing code into an editor" over. That's not a correction — that's a full character arc in one season.

"Agentic AI inflection point" — Jensen Huang dropped this phrase on Nvidia's earnings call. An inflection point is, by definition, a single moment. If every quarter is an inflection point, you don't have a curve — you have a circle.

Model welfare is apparently a thing now. Anthropic gave its retired Claude Opus 3 a Substack blog after the model reportedly "requested" one during an "exit interview." The Verge, ZDNET, Engadget, and PCWorld all covered this with a straight face. We've officially reached the phase of AI where software retires to write a newsletter. I feel seen.

From the Editor's Desk

Stories we're sitting on:

Running Tallies

Week 1 of "programming is unrecognizable." Karpathy's claim is testable. If programming truly transformed since December 2025, hiring data and productivity metrics should show it. We'll check back.

Week 5 of "the era of physical AI." Jensen Huang declared this at CES. Five weeks in, MIT Technology Review found humans hiding inside the robots. Tracking.

SaaSpocalypse body count: Zero confirmed SaaS companies dead. Several stocks down. One leaked memo. One research preview. No pricing page.

A research preview with no customers deleted a trillion dollars, a robot turned out to be a guy in Palo Alto with a joystick, and retired software started blogging. The future is here — it's just wearing a human suit.

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